"Numbers" parody on the PC vs MAC commercials

Here is a very funny video clip for the TV show "Numbers" -- it's a parody of the PC vs MAC commercials. Thought I'd share. Enjoy!

Dave Barry "16 Things I've Learned"

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I thought this was good and you might enjoy it.

By: Dave Barry, Nationally Syndicated Columnist

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. (This one is very important.)

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine . . . They start out as grapes; and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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Lost - Why I love it so!

This week's episode of Lost reminded me why I love it so much. It keeps you guessing! That's pretty rare for me -- since during movies sometimes I'll even say the lines in my head before I know what they are -- and most of the time I'm right. But with this show -- some things I just don't see coming.

Okay, I admit I knew that when John opened the door -- his dad would be inside. But last week I predicted that the reason John was in the wheelchair was because he had killed his dad or something like that -- not that his dad pushed him out a window. (nice dad huh).

But I do have a hard time believe that John's dad seems so much younger -- they seem about the same age to me -- oh well.

Blowing up the submarine was so dumb -- it's like shooting yourself in the foot because you're afraid you're going to shoot yourself in the leg -- let's hurt ourselves so we don't get hurt later -- or something like that.

This week I also had hopes again that Kate and Jack will get together. I hope the "other" girl won't get in the way.

So, kudos to the brilliant writers of Lost -- to the great actors -- and to everyone who makes it a pleasure to watch!

American Idol Blog

If you want to read my thoughts about American Idol, check out my American Idol Blog. I can't believe what happened tonight!